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Where were the grief books that spoke the language of a 34-year-old widow?
2nd year - 'Listen, sweetie, I don't like the sound of that cough.
' 'The thrill, the excitement is gone from my marriage,' George complains to his mate, Tony. Go ahead and tell her about it.' So George returns home and says, 'Poppet, I think an affair will bring us closer together.' 'Forget it,' replies his wife.
'Lummee, George,' explains Tony, 'this is the 21st century we live in, mate.
When you finish those dishes and the kids' baths and get them to bed, you ought to go straight to bed yourself.' 5th year - 'Why don't you take a couple aspirin? Tudor Ciora, 26, from Sibiu, has set up a website for bidders and he hopes that he'll easily pay for the ceremony and some special presents.
' 6th year - 'You ought to gargle or something, instead of sitting around barking like a dog.' 7th year - 'For Pete's sake, stop sneezing. You'd better pick up some tissues while you're at the supermarket.' Footnote: No.10 above, was kindly sent by Solly, a regular reader, who also enjoys our Joke of the Day. Thanks to readers' letters Will and Guy have collated more MC wedding jokes, which are suitable for telling at the stag night, or the reception itself. Companies can pay €20* for a slot near the top of his tie, €15 for one in the middle or just €10 to have their name at the bottom of the tie.